Amy australia calum violated my cheek on the 24/9/13 ✌

@bigrockadoodledoo: Mates

jemily-faberritana:

hellyeahazza:

I can read the filthiest smut with the straightest fucking face you’ve ever seen in your life.

GMA: I think the the guys are about to sneeze… at the same time… #5SOSGMA

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celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

basedgosh:

im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years

me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*

honeymalum:

BEING AT A CONCERT AND WANTING TO ENJOY EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT BUT ALSO WANTING TO TAKE GOOD VIDEO AND PICTURES TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING

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